Postcards to say something: 009

When I had a Jesus, he was looking out for the little guy, standing up against mercenary, heartless authoritarians.

Other people have a stern Jesus with a stick, making everybody do his bidding or else. Rich Jesus and Pharisee Jesus seem to be the Malibu Barbie of accessorised deities.

Part of the fun is that you can dress up Jesus just like your fantasies!

Postcards to say something 008

Thanks to reader Nerdiah for another fine submission. As the Big Sell enters Phase II, no doubt telly sets will be proclaiming “Jeebus has cancers”. Darling little cells: what an expression of divine love they turned out to be.

Still, keep your eyes on the hot chips and birds in pants: Jeebus only gets the good bits, and you can blame the rest on the Bad Fairy.

Postcards to say something: 007

Licensed to feel ill…

Looks like the fluffy bunny and kitty will have the legally-sanctioned hatred of the church to deal with in Victoria. (Let Sean the Blogonaut tell you about it.)

Scrapings from the comment bin

Golly, it must be one of those Jungian synchronicity things… I was preparing a visual response (above) to one of the many comments that just don’t make it, and a colleague was replying by mail to the same member of Generation SuperficialBook™.

Here’s what he had to say:

I guess another mod deleted your comment to save you from looking like an idiot for not actually reading content on the pages posts, but just looking at pictures, then judging us on that.

What drives me personally, is that christians continually force themselves to have more rights than others. They also fight basic concepts of science, where humanity has to deal with people who believe bronze age concepts of the earth, and push it into our schools. Religion has a status above and beyond any secular group doing the same thing. Our children are brought up in a world where your bigotry is continually being reinforced as moralistic.

YOUR religion pushes itself and tries to tell OTHERS what to do. You invade our laws and try and tell women what they can do with their bodies, their lives, you say who people can love and show commitment to, you actively stop secular parents from being able to have their children taught ANYTHING while your kids get brainwashed by scripture. You hypocrite.

Have a read of some of these articles, then come back and post something that doesn’t make you look like an uneducated bigot cheers!

Thanks to my colleague Gee Suss.

Postcards from our friends: 001

Thanks to our friends who contribute postcards and comments: here’s the first few in an ongoing series.

We promise they won’t jump all over your screen or choke the household bandwidth like the other guys. (Also, contains no hot chips!)

More to come, and a big welcome to Gee Suss’s brother Mo Suss, who’s joing the Legion editorial cadre.

Deny the Holy Spirit, home of denial and blasphemy in a simple and elegant solution.

In co-operation with jesusallboutlife.com, a new service has opened up that gives you a quick and easy way to damn yourself for eternity.

Sick and tired of those annoying attempts to save your eternal soul? Why not damn yourself forever and be done with it? We have a sneak peak of a project already taking signatories, that provides a more open service that the Blasphemy Challenge that runs on youtube. A big props goes out to the people at Rational Responders and The God Movie for sparking an initial project in our ongoing atheist ‘projects for fun and profit’.

Don’t despair: there is a way to get preaching, praying, proselytizing pests off your back for ever! In the very same Bible these guys are waving in your face, is the Permanent Solution: “Whoever blasphemes against the Holy Spirit will never be forgiven; he is guilty of an eternal sin.” (Mark 3:29)

At DenyTheHolySpirit.com, they want to help. Use their facilities to record your denial, and we’ll provide you with a printable Certificate Of Irrevocable Damnation (coming soon), suitable for framing, display, or mopping up the tears of your grieving religious relatives.

Use our Registry Of The Damned to record your sign-off from the Eternal Harp Orchestra: you can always point ‘em to your own personal link if they don’t believe you.

Stop in at our Store Of The Damned, for “I Deny The Holy Spirit” shirts, “Jesus Can’t Save ME!” wallet cards (repel missionaries faster than any other product), and other unholy pleasures. (Again, these products are coming soon!)